Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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