This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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