dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
is it fun? or sober?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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