It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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