couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
the raccoons are back...
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