WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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