I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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