i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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