absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
a search helicopter?!
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize