I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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