5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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