Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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