Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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