Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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