Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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