just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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