They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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