This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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