You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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