Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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