Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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