During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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