Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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