your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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