Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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