Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You are the jesus of drinking
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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