is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I stole a fireplace last night.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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