Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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