Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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