No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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