Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The power of my boobs compel you
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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