Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My feet surprised me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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