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Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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