So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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