garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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