DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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