If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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