I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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We are two peas in an std pod
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize