I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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