Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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