my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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