I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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