just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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