I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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