he puts the penis in happiness.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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