OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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