Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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