what if I'm pregnant?
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I don't think brook has ever known best
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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