i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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