End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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